yo mamma so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
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Yo mama’s…Stupid
Yo mama’s so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
yo mama’s so ugly……….
Yo mama’s so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows!
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Penguin
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, “Fly! Fly!”
Yo mama’s so stupid!
Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, “Where’s my gumball?”
Talking on a plane
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight.
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. Continue reading
Heard on a public bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.
“When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.”
“If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.”
On the back of a van
Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:
Caution: Blind Man Driving
On the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):
Rochester Venetian Blind Co.
You’re in the Desert
16 Ways of Knowing You’re in the Desert
- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
- You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
- You can make instant sun tea.
- You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. Continue reading
You’re at a Bad Motel
Top Signs You’re At A Bad Motel
- The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
- The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
- The “magic fingers vibration” is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.
- There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow Continue reading